himbofisher ➡️ brucebocchi

gunsandfireandshit:

toskarin:

when you’re working on a group project and your friend profusely apologizes for not knowing which nation is bordered by peru, bolivia, and argentina

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mortuarybees:

mortuarybees:

same people crying about ups drivers winning $42/hour are the same people who dismiss unions and say they just take your money and don’t do anything for you. Bet you’d like $42/hour!!!!!!!

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best and funniest possible response. Sorry you’re such a cuck and you just take whatever the boss gives you, me and my big meat brothers will be grabbing management by the ankles and shaking what we want out of their pockets and what are they gonna do? We’re teamsters

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careful-silent-still:

dailyquests:

  • Be Normal about Elves.

[Abandon Quest]

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brucebocchi:

no nut november started as a dumb meme and now it’s a dumb actual thing dumb people actually do

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1) because it was a take on no-shave november (aka movember), which is also kinda silly but calls attention to good causes, and this overshadows it in favor of telling everyone you aren’t jerking off for a month

2) because if redditors hear something stupid enough times they’ll actually start doing it. and talking about it. constantly. and you know they just mean jerking off because these people absolutely are never getting laid.

3) it shits up any and every piece of content that involves attractive women for a fucking month. “aw man why’d you post this 2B cosplay that’s identical to all the other ones, it’s november” man i didn’t want to know you were planning on jerking off to this otherwise

4) i never want to hear about how someone’s balls are holding up unless i have an active interest in getting them in my mouth.

5) apparently it got taken over by the “nofap” freaks, which i learned secondhand because i would sooner leap ass-first at the elephant’s foot than tread anywhere near those goons

6) jerking off is perfectly fine and healthy as long as you don’t base any aspect of your personality around it

realstrap:

realstrap:

Quick food ask 10/31/2023

My gf and I are in a lot of pain and exhausted and can’t cook tonight

Could we get $35 for meal? Haven’t eaten all day and really don’t want to go to bed hungry tonight

CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen

VM: wildwotko

Dm for p@y pal


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11/02/2023

Never really got this met and today is another one of those days, can we get $30 for a meal? Thank you for all the recent support!!

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no nut november started as a dumb meme and now it’s a dumb actual thing dumb people actually do